BAT PUSSY – 1970s – Site Title

BAT PUSSY is a 1970s pornography film and possible parody or even anti-porn porno. With only three characters the film stars Buddy, Sam, and Dora Dildo (aka The Mighty Bat ~~Woman~~ (damn it Buddy) Pussy!). Buddy is Sam’s husband and lover. Buddy and Sam, love to banter and insult each other and seem to generally love to hate each others existence. Dora Dildo/ Bat Pussy is the “super hero” who joins Buddy and Sam when her” twat begins to twitch” and she goes to stop them from making “fuck films in her holy Gothum City” without her.

The Mighty Bat Pussy aka Dora Dildo

Up until the 1990’s when BAT PUSSY was discovered (along with roughly 200 boxes of super 8 and 16mm pornography films in the back rooms of the Paris Adult Movie Theatre in Memphis Tennessee), no one knew the beautiful gem of a film existed. Now, even after seeing it in all of its glory, there is practically nothing known about the production of BAT PUSSY. There are no credits to cast or crew nor have there have been any names which have been publicly associated with the film (I wonder why? I’d be proud).

The film starts with a man at a desk giving the introduction:

“Good –evening lady’s and gentlemen and welcome to the dragon art theatre. Before the program starts this evening however a word of warning and caution. The films you are about to see are adult motion pictures rated “X” if you do not understand what an adult motion picture is or if you would be offended by frank and intimate scenes then we urge you not to view these motion pictures. If these kind of scenes and films would offend you then we urge you not to purchase a ticket to the dragon art theatre. However, if you, like many of our friends and customers enjoy the very finest in adult motion pictures, you will find them shown weekly at the dragon art theatre.“

Then the film moves into the bedroom with the couple, Buddy and Sam, where they are naked and bickering. They eventually begin, kinda, to try and have sex while being incredibly hostel to each other. After 10 minutes we are brought to this screen:

VO: MEANWHILE AT BAT PUSSYS SECRET WEAR HOUSE HIDE OUT

The bat cave’s official placard with all its beautiful resolution.

As we are introduced to Bat Pussy who is patiently waiting in her secret layer for her “twat to twitch” which tells her something is amiss in her beautiful Gothum City and a crime is being committed. She seems particularly concerned about people having sex without her in her city. She then says “Goddamn it I feel like a crime is about to be committed, my sacred twat tells me someone is about to shoot a smut movie in my holy Gothum City”. She then jumps up and awkwardly puts on her Bat Pussy costume which consists of green leggings a shabby gray shirt with a hand designed bat symbol, a strange cloth mask and of course a cape.

Then we are taken back to Buddy and Sam who are still at it, same as before, constantly insulting each other while kinda touching each other and making attempts at oral sex and also trying to follow some diagram in a magazine for guidance. After 10 more agonizing minutes of this. We are suddenly brought to a shot of an out house where bat pussy emerges with the red Hippity Hop.

Hoppity-Hop copy.jpg The Hoppity Hop Bat Mobile, who ever came up with this idea, thank you.

She then proceeds to mount her Hippity Hop mobile and slowly starts bouncing away. We get to watch her bounce, real time, for a solid 3 minutes. We even get treated with her beating a man with her Hippity Hop along the way.

It’s a a bird! It’s a plane! …its!…wait what…?

When Bat Pussy finally arrives to Sam and Buddy’s room she yells at them and promptly gets undressed.

“Dirty muthafuckas. fucking in my holy Gothum City …”

After she’s undressed Bat Pussy and Buddy go at it while Sam gets insulted some more by Buddy as he keeps telling her to leave. Buddy and Bat Pussy even attempt PIV sex while practically laying on top of Sam as she repeatedly declares that she “ain’t moving”. As they are doing this Buddy quietly (but not quiet enough) keeps trying to give Sam some direction and tells her multiple times to “push me off (off of Bat Pussy)”, where she finally have heartily puts her hand in that direction and Buddy over acts being pushed.

Sam can’t be bothered, she aint goin’ nowhere.

Finally the film ends with Bat Pussy promptly getting up and leaving, making it seem like its possible the actress herself has simply had enough and walked off set.

Overall, the film is confusing and weird and leaves the viewer with so many questions like how was this made? Why? Does Buddy have an actual brand seared into his right butt cheek? How many people were involved in the making of this? Why? Just why??? So many questions that we will likely never get answers to.

Even the year of BAT PUSSY’S production and release is also unknown and is disputed by various sources. The only thing that does date it is an issue of “Screw” magazine that Buddy is reading during the beginning of the film which is from September 14^th 1970. This magazine could possibly be an old issue, but regardless of that, it was produced sometime after the issues creation (because math or something, I don’t know!).

“Mike McCarthy (filmmaker and musician) discovered 200 boxes of super 8 and 16mm pornography films in the back rooms of the Paris adult movie theatre in Memphis Tennessee, among which was bat pussy”

After the 200 or so pornography films were discovered by Mike McCarthy (filmmaker and musician), he sold the lot to Something Weird Video, who purchased the collection of discovered films for only $1000 (what a steal!).

A lot of critics of BAT PUSSY guess that it was filmed in either Arkansas or the beloved Texas, based on the performer’s accents, but no one really knows for sure.

Another thing that is questioned is whether or not the film is actually a porn film. People have argued that BAT PUSSY is so incredibly terrible that it is actually, intentionally, an anti-porn film. The sex scenes are actually repulsive and appear to give utterly no effort in generating sexual arousal in the spectator or the performers that it’s impossible to imagine that the film was made to be taken seriously. But since no one has come out and admitted their association with the film, it seems the intent of the film is completely up to the opinion of the spectator. However, It really seems that to most critics, BAT PUSSY is indeed a porn because for the large majority of any sort of text written on the film there will be a sentence stating “it’s the worst porno ever made”.

It’s hard to imagine that someone could make something so perfectly terrible accidently. The weird and surreal dialogue that makes the Spector question the reality and existence of what they are watching. The complete lack of any effort from literally everyone involved with the film. The almost perfect, stereotypical accents. The complete lack of direction and intention. There are actually gaps in the film where the audio is cut out for chunks at a time, where it is clear the actors are being given “direction” (or maybe just feedback), in which they seem to completely ignore. The only thing I could imagine the director saying to them that would warrant their reactions would be: “This is fucking terrible guys, great job! Keep it up! Ha-ha just fucking with you Buddy, we know you can’t…any ways… maybe say “muthafuka” a couple hundred more times, perfect, great.”

Based on the dialog practically stumbling its way out of the performers mouths in no coherent order, and often times making no sense what-so-ever, there is no way there was a script for this film (I’d wager both my kidneys on that bet). It also doesn’t seem like they even had a concept past the character’s name of Bat Pussy and her having some backwoods relation to Batman. Every single quality of the film is perfectly terrible, and it has absolutely nothing going for it (apart from the sound effects and music added to embellish the hippity hop travel sequence which really makes me believe these people had to know what they were creating).

It’s all of these qualities that make the film have to be an intentional parody. These people didn’t try and fail, and they didn’t try to fail, they made it fail, and once it was a failure they made sure to tell it that every day so that as it grew up it would have no self-esteem and abandonment issues… Or at least that’s what I have to believe, because seriously, how can you accidently be so terrible. It would be like following a chocolate cake recipe and winding up with a cherry pie.

The one little fact that makes me doubt its intent to be a parody is the lack of association and responsibility for the film makes we wonder if they really did just get super inebriated (on what and how many? Who knows.) and accidently made the absolute worst porn flick ever. Also, you can literally hear someone behind the camera burp during the film.

Some of the more eloquent lines from the film, because if you’re not going to watch it you at least have to know what you’re missing.

Buddy- What is that shit? Goddammit, stop coming in my mouth!
Buddy- You ain’t got pussy baby, you ain’t got pussy, all you got is a god dammed washtub there.
- Sam- My pussy aint a washtub
Buddy- I’m gonna fuck my secretary right in the ass and then come home and let you suck my dick.
Buddy: Every time I run my tongue up your pussy it comes out your asshole. What’s the goddammed deal with that?
Buddy: I want a hot pussy on the grill. That’s what I wanna hear.
Buddy: My horoscope says I’m supposed to fuck you in the nose, in the ears, in the mouth, and in the pussy.
- Sam: My horoscope said to get another man.
- Buddy: I’ll shoot that motherfucker!

Buddy: That’s the biggest goddammed pussy I ever seen in my life
- Sam: Well, my lawyer ain’t complainin’ (?!?!?!)

Buddy: I’d like to suck your pussy til your head caved in
Buddy: What’s all this white stuff coming out of you? Why didn’t you tell me that dinner was ready?

Buddy: You sell your pussy for two cents on the street, but Bat Pussy here is for law and order!
Sam: You never can get a hard on so I have to use a rubber dick, you son of a bitch!
- Buddy: You’re a sorry bitch…

Found this lovely video if you want to actually hear the dialogue…I have no clue what is going on with the imagery that it has been paired with. So just close you’re eyes, listen, and enjoy.

BAT PUSSY is getting a blu-ray release and it will be available November 21st, 2017! Yeah, I may or may not have pre-ordered it, don’t judge me, it’s beautiful.

(You can stream the full :50 minute movie on PornHub if you need more convincing)

BAT PUSSY TRAILER: (You’ve been warned)